What A Dick: Nurburgring Closes After Someone Draws Huge Penis On Track

You’ve made it to the mighty Nordschleife circuit, you’re ready to lap the most demanding race track in the world but there’s a problem. Black ice? The Armco is damaged? Nope, someone has drawn a massive jizzing cock on the track. Unbelievably, that was the delay for this morning’s Touristenfahrten.

Graffiti is not uncommon at the ring but someone just had to take it too far didn’t they…

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Sam Preston

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  • zee

    i was there today and saw this on the track. there was also a 4 or 5 car crash on the sequence of corners following this.

  • http://www.tombellingham.co.uk Tommy

    Must have been slippy.

  • http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=1063069998 Ben Clifford

    lol they should of let the cars go round or got a car to do a ton of burnouts on it or could it be a F1 driver (schumacker) could of done it for not being in a F1 car this year?

  • http://www.durkadurkaphoto.com Kartman

    Not the first time. From the Ferrari 599xx PR a few years ago

    http://www.zercustoms.com/news/images/Ferrari/Ferrari-599XX-Nurburgring-record-2.jpg